This is an incident which happened a few days ago but which I am telling now because...I was reminded by the bowl of Captain Crunch sitting in front of me.
I loooove Captain Crunch! And Crunch Berries in particular. Seriously.
Anyway, a couple weeks ago (I said days, I lied), I was talking about Captain Crunch and how much I love it, and without actually having mentioned the phrase, "Captain Crunch," I lifted my hand to my forehead in salute and said, "I love the Cap'n."
Apparently, people say that about Captain Morgan. The alcoholic beverage. Ooops.
I also had a most embarassing, horrifically awkward moment on Friday- but I don't want to tell you about that, out of fear that the person who I unintentionally did a not-so-nice thing to that was horrifically awkward will read this one day, find out who I am and where I live, and cast sweet revenge. (It wasn't really that bad, but for now, I'm done writing and I just want to eat my cereal.)
TBF
